Why rich smart attractive males avoid marriage? Why religions teach you to get married? Why feminazis prevent consenting females from accepting high paying jobs and escaping patriarchal oppression? Why force and deceit are often more politically correct than consent in getting a mate? What should you do to help your self?
AG:
Religions are like farts. Your own smells ok, but everyone else’s stinks
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SF Hahahaha! xD Bah, its not totally true though. 
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PS XLNT! 2bad a fireand religion doesn’t have the same effect as fire and fart!
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ND hahaha I agree! They are all stink! But they can only stand with their own smell, so true!
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HB 1000% Agree
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BAS and, although not everyone ok with their own, they will rather keep silent than said it out, damn, so ‘fartly’ true a religion is
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MF I like it like this, You think your shitty religion doesn’t stink but the fart gives it away.
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WY religion is spiritual farting..haha
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DD i think atheism is the same, but they didnt kill ppl for telling they’re stink as hell
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ND I think atheist will tell people if they fart and say excuse me hahaha
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DD atheists : “sorry my fart stinks, but that’s the reality”
religious : “sorry my fart smells better than you”
religious fanatics : “my fart smells good. behead those who insults my fart”
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Christian:
“My fart smells good. Those who refuse to smell my fart will suffer eternally in hell.”
Charismatic Christian:
“My fart smells good. Come on try it. Come on. Here, smell it, take a sniff. Yes there. Come on. Please!”
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Muslims:
“My fart smells good. You got to smell my fart. I will behead you if you refuse. I will behead you if you say that my fart is not fucking smell good. I will behead you if you try to fart yourself.”
Judaism:See More
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YP … sorry truncated.
Judaism:
“My fart smells good. Those who can’t fart like me are not the choosen one, and should be banished from eternal life.”
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PS Judaism: “What does the Talmud Say about farting? Let me study”…30 years later…”the learned rebbe do not agree on this, other than tha farts are fro Y_H. I will travel to Krakow to see the rabbi there. If I die before completeing the journey, my sons will continue studynig this question.”
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VGB absolutely agree with A!!!
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PS Taoism: “The smell is the fart; the fart is the smell. Those who fart don not smell; those who smell do not fart”
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DD hinduism: “sorry but which of my farts do you refer? there’s millions of them”
buddhism : ” BUDDHA PALM STANCE FARTS!”
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PS Unitarian: “In the interest of interfaith understanding, let’s smell each other’s farts.”
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PS Mormon: Hey, which one of my wives farted just now?
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PS Catholics: “And He said, ‘take and smell of this.’” Or in the new, more colloquial translation, “Dudes, get a whiff of this.”
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PS Presbyterian: “it was foreordained that I should fart, and that you should smell it.”
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PS @A: absolutely effen brilliant post!
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PS Multiculturalism: “all farts are equally valid; and all smell equallly nice. Except farts from white males: they REALLY, REALLY STINK!
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A G whoa, Pat’s on fire! LOL
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PS Feminism: “Women don’t fart”
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PS Jesus: “By thier farts ye shall know them.”
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PS Skinheads/Ultranatinalists: “Only niggers, kikes, spics, gooks, and filthy foreigners fart! If we could kick all their asses out, this country would smell great!”
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PS NazisM: “Aryan farts burn with a clear blue flame.”
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BAS i’m gonna put these farts on my note 
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PS Buddhism: “The jewel is in the lotus. And the fart is in the air. Uhoh, the load is in my pants!”
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PS @A, yup on fire, and itchin to light one!
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PS Zen: The Master was in his hundredth year, and I in my eightieth. He was soon to depart.
As a boy, I asked him, “How shall I know the Zen”?
And he replied, “Study.”
Now my hair was white, and my back bent. “Master, I begged , before you leave the flesh, tell me what is the Zen? I have done as you commanded me all those years ago, but I know not the Zen. “
He smiled, farted thunderously, and died.
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PS Animism: Who farted?
Not me! It was that rock!
Let’s worship it.